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EU announces $800M for Africa

Ursula Von Der Leyen announced an $800M initiative for the poor, hungry, and war-stricken 3rd world. "Europe is with you," she said. "We will support Africa, its displaced communities, and the people who welcome them." What are we even doing here man. "When crisis strikes, we step up. That's what it means to be global citizens," she said, ending her manicured statement on the looting of European wealth. Totally disgusting. It's not enough to welcome in millions of refugees; you also have to support their cousins at home if they don't get imported fast enough. Insanity!