About Us
News Barron is the first fully independent News organization who doesnt GAF at all. Based in New York City and staffed with diehard MAGA plannister soldiers, you can always trust NB to give you the truth scum like AF Post refuse to.
What we do
Our entire team writes these articles butt ass naked.
Why we do it
For the love of journalism.
Corrections
If you think we need to make a correction, kindly write out your complaint, scan and print a copy, crumble it up and lodge it as deeply as possible up your ass.
*serious final note: Everything on this site should be considered light hearted satire. Just because we made a site that looks legit doesn’t mean we’re beholden to the same standards as a CNN. Kiss my nuts if you feel otherwise.
The masthead
News Barron — editor-in-chief.
Serf — senior editor and beat writer.
Policy Puppet — politics.
Philia — politics/tech.
Heisenberg — sports/film.
Comrade Stump — pop/film.
Future Greenland Resident — sports.
Reaching us
Story tips go through Send Tips, which is the only channel we check reliably.