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I mean come on guys. I'm a terrible liar, but even I could have done better than the President of Iran on the health of Mojtaba Khamenei. At least come up with a lie. Mojtaba was maimed in the initial assault on Tehran by Israel and the United States; he's been essentially dead since.

Tonight on Bret Baier's Special Report, Iranian President Retardshkian started off by responding to a question about Mojtaba's health. The Iranian President says, "Oh, well, you know, I saw him about a month, a month and a half ago; we talked for seven hours! We talked about many things." Sure, you can talk about many things with someone when they're lying in a coma, or in an icebox. It almost becomes like a confessional, but instead of inside a church or cathedral, you're in a dusty underground bunker with a corpse.