No Clear Winner in Israel’s Election
So basically congrats on the victory Bibi
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3-0 MAGA Lakers off to White-Hot Start
There’s no time like Snowtime.
Stock up on Food and Water if You’re Super Retarded
FLYING CARS ARE HERE
This is the greatest invention since the iPhone
UPDATE: Ilhan Omar is Apparently Gone
Where is she? Seemingly not here anymore. Your guess is as good as mine.
No Hope for the Pope: He’s Dying
Since he was only in office for a short time can we get a mulligan? Let’s get another American in there.
Trump Spends the Afternoon Posting Animal Mauling Gore Vids
Lion.
Ben Shapiro: This Might be My Masterstroke
All actors are just MAGA and you’re losing hope?
AI Botnets are Mating Inside Your Toaster
Kelly Clarkson Freaking Out Over Robot Bird
Tupac Killer Finally Sentenced
Houthis Caught Vibe Coding Missiles
Danny Trejo Filmed a Movie for Ben Shapiro Without Knowing Who He Was
The 82 year old actor is now freaking out, using every channel he has to attempt to back out of his deal.
Fat Black Guy Falls Off Rollercoaster to His Death
Epic Games is Ditching Non-Vibe Coders
Trump to Captive Dreamer: We Were Right About Springfield
Two years since Martin brought the issue to Trump’s attention, our President reassures Springfield, OH he has plans for their Haitians.
Walter Jr. Dead by Suicide
My Survivor 51 Winner Pick Is In
ChatGPT Astra 6.1 Public Release Cancelled
Meta Releases Their Own ChatGPT Competitor
Jerry Seinfeld: “I’m Into Genocide”
Bro really one upped Michael Richards💀
Ilhan Omar Got Fucking Raided
James Talarico Institutionalized
One source says the patient was admitted following a botched attempt at a self-performed penile removal surgery.
Tiger Who Killed Retard Will Not Be Euthanized
Elon is Turning Starlink Into a Mobile Carrier
Porn Addict Zara Larsson Makes Her Employees Goon to get Hired
Bonechilling: Why TF is Christa Pike Still Alive
The power of Christ compels you, the power of Christ compels you
Fort Hood Terrorist to be Publicly Executed via Firing Squad on Livestream
Bro is getting put down like a DOG.
Hey @Babygravy9, Update on Russia?
This guy was making it seem like the Black Death was coming back.
MAGA Radio: Lana Del Rey and Husband to Host GTA Country Station
Moon Base: Bring it FORTH!
Holy shit, we’re actually going to the Moon.
6 More Weeks for Diddy
GloRilla: Gospel Goattress?
Cornell Frat Bro: Jane Doe Pegged Me
Craziest defense I’ve ever seen and it just might work.
Russian Plague: Total Nothingburger?
Update on your sources in Russia, REN?
Survivor Showmance Clusterfuck gets WORSE
Innocent seeming Survivor China couple Jaime Dugan and Erik Huffman now have the FBI on their ass
Kinda Weird: Taylor Swift’s “Patient Zero” Unseats Choosin’ Texas as Russian Plague Breaks Out
Is that song title not super coincidental, tf
Russian Plague: Does that Mean We’re Getting Another Stimmy
The world yearns for lockdowns.
Ye and Carti Look Washed at Complexcon
Niggas still wearing oversized black on black like its 2021, ok then
Brazil Falling Back Into Bolsonaro's Grasp
Brazilian mystery mutts are back in good hands.
Vivek Ratherswarthy Drops White Kid on Stage
The noodle armed Indian scammer tested his grip strength on the world stage yesterday.
The Death of Twitch Chat
Ozempic: Trade Your Beer Belly for a Norwood
Stephen Colbert’s LOTR Pity Project Not Looking Good
Trump: Let’s Win Big, Then Shove it Up Their Ass
Rapper Lucki to be Alive After Being Stabbed in the Fucking Neck
The fat rapper was almost taken from us tonight after getting in a scuffle with Playboi Carti’s entourage(allegedly).
Liberal NBA Team Hires Guy, Fires Him 15 Mins Later for Old Tweets
Bruh: Gypsy Rose’s Fiancé Found Dead
Cornell Jane Doe Exposed by Michael Tracey
Rampant whore Lucy Craig was no match for the journalism of Tracey, who singlehandedly broke the story of the year.
Eminem Sheds Libtard Skin to Collab with Kid Rock
The legendary rapper and his fanbase can finally reunite.
Kai Cenat: I'm Suing Reggie
Supreme Court Deciding Whether we Can Hold Deportees Without a Bond Hearing
Demon Bitch Survives Two Lethal Injections
D'angelo Russell to China: It May be Over
Wemby Calls Out LeBum for Promoting Sports Gambling
Dexter Turns 20, Spirited Away Turns 25
51 Year Old Bradley Cooper Cast as G.I. Joe, Danny McBride Directing
Lanterns Getting 20 Million Viewers per Epi
Vance: Anti-White Racism Should Have Sparked a Revolution
So Zuckerberg is just Full MAGA now
Despite Captive Dreamer's hatred of the tech giant he seems to be firmly on board with Trump and the agenda
Sky Clusterfuck: Arab Guy Stabs Indian Pilot on Israeli Plane
Imagine telling your great-great-grandfather this story would be real one day
Mike Tomlin Comes Out as MAGA… In Minecraft
Green Dumbass From AF Post Named the Wrong Jane Doe
Fence riding freak Aidan Thompson of AF Post blew his load way too early yesterday, naming Lucy Craig as the Jane Doe who got gangbanged in the Cornell case.
Oh We're Eating: Aegon's Conquest Director Named
Next step: cast all Whites (just not Henry Cavill pls)
AI is Now SI, Liberals Feel They've Been SA'd
Did anyone just feel the vibe shift? America now has Super Intelligence while China's Intelligence remains artificial.
New Las Vegas NBA Team's Owner: ???
Swifties: The New Baby Boomers
All the AI CEOs are Catty Gay Guys who Hate Each Other
Rotten Tomato Bums Don't Like Digger
Gay Groyper Outed as Māori
Who would’ve guessed?
Luka Dončić on Playing Without LeBum: “It Feels Great”
Where TF did Tyla’s Waist Go?
Can Tyrese Haliburton Come Back from being a Fatfuck?
Another FBI Director Taps Out
Can we maybe get someone in there who actually wants the job?
Trump Tells Automakers to Chill on Gas Mileage, Says Cars will be Cheaper
Pi’erre Bourne says Pharrell Beats are Trash
Stop the Cope: Paul George says He Always wanted to be a Celtic
Gay NBA Player was Getting Pedicure when He Found Out LeBron Was Coming
Sixer VJ Edgecombe came out as fully gay, tellling media he was getting his toenails did when news of the blockbuster signing hit him.
Toddler Euthanized in Netherlands
Sydney Sweeney: I’m Jewish Now
All that low-IQ energy was too much for Sydney Sweeney to handle, turning her into a full blown Jew overnight.
Steph Curry: More Money for the Goat
Hurricanes are Scared of Trump
Hurricane Polo was a nothingburger and even if it wasn't who cares about Baja California
Chris Hansen: That Movie was Bullshit
Brandon Flowers: Stop the Glaze
Luka Dončić in Slovenia: “I Run This Fucking Country”
New Jane Remover Single is Pure Ass
High Gas Prices: Who Cares?
Nicki Minaj Tells Barbz to “Vote Red”
Fake Noah’s Ark Rock Looks Like a Pussy
Scammers say they Found Noah’s Ark
Super Intelligence: Good Name but ‘SI’ Makes Me Think of Sports Illustrated and then I Get a Boner
I can’t be the only one right? Kate Upton, Marisa Miller Swimsuit Issues, those were the days…
Indiana Cops Use Government Surveillance to Stalk Women
Schizos Tire of Asspicking, Decide to Dig for Treasure in Sewer Outside Netanyahu's Hotel
Mark Carney: We’re Ready for War
Canada’s PM genuinely just said that if America decided to invade, Canada would be ready to use Taliban-style defense tactics to thwart us.
NVIDIA CEO Says Kids Can Stop Leaning Math
China Gifts US Two Pandas, Demands Custody of Their Unborn Children
Xi gives trump a sick golden eagle statue
First Episode of Survivor 51 was Really Good
Streamer Bonnie Under Attack for Saying the N Word
Maine Dem candidate: Add gender shit to the Constitution
Socialist Congressional Nominee arrested for blocking Bibi’s path
“Make America Great Again” - Xi Jinping
Bibi to Mamdani: You Can’t Silence Me
Xi wants 100k Americans to come live in China
Liberals at UN flee from Bibi’s Aura
ACK! Margot Robbie changes last name to Ackerley
Macklemore announces the “Free Palestine Tour”
Trump Ignores Chode
Despite the federal judge’s ruling, Trump will continue to ban news outlets CNN and Politico from the White House.
Most Americans Say Their Mental Load is Pozzed
Try Not To Laugh: Super El Niño Coming for Africa and India
The unpreventable phenomenon is expected to cause 450,000 extra brown deaths in the coming months.
Judge Chode Orders Trump to Restore CNN
Federal Judge Timothy Kelly just ordered the President to reinstate CNN, MS NOW (liberals) and Politico's access to the White House after Trump banned them on Friday.
Lakers Legend Lawrence Tanter dies at 76
Bruh: Gregg Poppovich marries the ex-wife of his old Assisstant Coach
True Detectives knew they were related the whole time
Son of Israel’s US Ambassador brutally injured in West Bank car attack
America’s Quarterback out for the season
Weinstein gets 15 years in prison
Paramount might ask Elon for funding
Lonzo Ball retires from basketball
CLAVICULAR IS GETTING JOSH GIDDEY’d RN
Survivor 51 starts tonight
Get EXCITED!
RIP BEAUTIFUL💔 Hayden Panettiere's death ruled an accident, not suicide
Robert Eggers gets 'Romeo and Juliet'
US to Welcome 18,000 more White South Africans
The most alcoholic panican you know is trying to suppress this story.
Taylor Swift announces new shit
Eggheaded Cuck NorthernLion Sells Out Friend of 15 Years for a Cookie
America's Quarterback might be out for the season
Trump launches his own TV Channel
Half of Adults Under 30 are Still Living with Mommy
Turkey not having the LGBT shit
CNN is freaking out
Things just continue to get absolutely worse for CNN as the Paramount Warner Bros MAGA merger looms ahead
Danish control of Greenland is a mummer's farce
Trump agrees to play along with Denmark's hilarious insistence that they own Greenland despite giving literally everything that matters to us free of charge.
Clavicular charged with GRAPE
Popular looksmaxing streamer Clavicular shocked the world when some underage bitch came out this morning and said he graped and drugged her.
Ella Langley crushes rap under her boot
The new young goattress of Country has made her statement, setting the new record for most weeks at #1, while rap music seems to be permanently in the rearview.