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Can Tyrese Haliburton Come Back from being a Fatfuck?

The Indiana Pacers point guard missed a ton of time over the last year after shredding his Achilles during the fake fraudulent 2025 NBA finals, wherein he somehow contracted a mysterious infection which fucked up his whole body and made him gain a bunch of weight, making him look like a fat unathletic slob. Some of the images from his peak illness are pretty harrowing, nothing like how that kid Nico Mannion looked a few years ago when he got that freakish disease, but still pretty rough. I hope he’s a shell of himself and relegated to a 6th man type within 2 years as he pisses me off.