CLASSIFIED SpaceX launch wakes up libtards early Saturday
Wakey, wakey! We're launching weapons into space!
Early Saturday morning, in Santa Barbara, California, and surrounding counties, residents were woken by several sonic booms, a telltale sign of Elon Musk's SpaceX. A Falcon 9 rocket carrying a USSF-385 mission for the US Space Force launched at 7 a.m. from California’s Vandenberg Space Force Base on the Central Coast, Space.com reported. We should expect more of this, since the U.S. candidly admitted to having weapons in space already, breaking a treaty signed back in 1967. Pretty epic! They aren't Jewish space lasers, though; they are American!