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- October 12, 2026 at 9:35 PMWalter Jr. Dead by Suicide
- October 11, 2026 at 1:25 PMTiger Who Killed Retard Will Not Be Euthanized
- October 8, 2026 at 3:53 PMBonechilling: Why TF is Christa Pike Still Alive
- October 8, 2026 at 3:46 PMFort Hood Terrorist to be Publicly Executed via Firing Squad on Livestream
- October 8, 2026 at 3:22 PMHey @Babygravy9, Update on Russia?
- October 8, 2026 at 2:15 PMMoon Base: Bring it FORTH!
- October 6, 2026 at 11:14 PMDATE SET: Muslim Terrorist is ready to be executed
- October 6, 2026 at 7:19 PMCornell Frat Bro: Jane Doe Pegged Me
- October 6, 2026 at 6:59 PMRussian Plague: Total Nothingburger?
- October 5, 2026 at 9:15 PMOPINION: The plague in Russia is fake
- October 5, 2026 at 1:10 PMRussian Plague: Does that Mean We’re Getting Another Stimmy
- October 4, 2026 at 2:02 PMOzempic: Trade Your Beer Belly for a Norwood
- October 4, 2026 at 1:51 PMTrump: Let’s Win Big, Then Shove it Up Their Ass
- October 1, 2026 at 11:11 PMCornell Jane Doe Exposed by Michael Tracey
- October 1, 2026 at 3:04 PMVance: Anti-White Racism Should Have Sparked a Revolution
- October 1, 2026 at 3:38 AMSo Zuckerberg is just Full MAGA now
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- September 29, 2026 at 3:27 PMAll the AI CEOs are Catty Gay Guys who Hate Each Other
- September 29, 2026 at 12:35 PMGay Groyper Outed as Māori
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- September 27, 2026 at 9:05 PMHowling Mutant Exposed as a Curry Dipper?
- September 26, 2026 at 10:57 PMHurricanes are Scared of Trump
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- September 25, 2026 at 1:39 PMIndiana Cops Use Government Surveillance to Stalk Women
- September 25, 2026 at 1:28 PMSchizos Tire of Asspicking, Decide to Dig for Treasure in Sewer Outside Netanyahu's Hotel
- September 25, 2026 at 1:16 PMNVIDIA CEO Says Kids Can Stop Leaning Math
- September 25, 2026 at 1:10 PMChina Gifts US Two Pandas, Demands Custody of Their Unborn Children
- September 24, 2026 at 9:39 PMGAMERS IN CONTROL, U.S. Military uses Xbox controllers to fire advanced laser weapons
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- September 24, 2026 at 2:10 PMRest in Peace Patriot Jim Copenhaver
- September 24, 2026 at 1:42 PMMacklemore announces the “Free Palestine Tour”
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