James Talarico Institutionalized
One source says the patient was admitted following a botched attempt at a self-performed penile removal surgery.
After 2 weeks of pretending to have the flu, we finally have the truth on what happened to congressional candidate James Talarico, after a clueless employee of the looney bin he was staying at spilled the beans to Nick Sortor.
Talarico is now almost certainly fucked, unless he can convince the liberals of Texas that being psychotic bum somehow makes him more relatable to them.