Kinda Weird: Taylor Swift’s “Patient Zero” Unseats Choosin’ Texas as Russian Plague Breaks Out
Is that song title not super coincidental, tf
Ella Langley, you can rest now. After holding the number one chart spot for 24 weeks in a row, an all time record, the song to finally knock it down a peg is Taylor Swift’s Patient Zero, an incredibly trite and boring song that is only number one because Swifties are so fervent. The song name itself has people scratching their head, considering we just got news of the biggest patient zero since probably covid, some Russian lab worker who just died of pneumonic plague.