NEW JERSEY FLOODS, LOCALS SINK
Why can't they just kick back and float, man.
A wicked Nor'easter blanketed New Jersey last night, causing moderate flooding with waters ranging from 2 to 6 feet along the coast. NBC Philadelphia reports that the rain will continue on Saturday and the flooding will subside by late Sunday night into Monday morning. Have we all collectively forgotten to swim or float? It's free transportation man. Just kick back and float down a couple blocks, grab a lamppost, and walk on over to your buddy's house. Seriously, what is the big deal?