Oh We're Eating: Aegon's Conquest Director Named
Next step: cast all Whites (just not Henry Cavill pls)
Owen Harris, the young goat who brought you episodes 1, 2 and 5 of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, all of which were amazing, was just announced as the director of the highly anticipated upcoming film about Aegon Targaryen's conquest of Westeros. This is easily the best news we have gotten concerning this film. With all the casual slop discourse surrounding it, I just hope they tune out the retarded fans (most of whom want Henry Cavill to play a 27 year old Aegon for some reason) and use unkown English actors and actresses for their main characters. My pick for the titular protag is Harry Goodwins.
We also leanred the release date, June 1st 2029, to which many alcoholic parasocials voiced their doubts at being alive long enough to see the film. I hope they delay it even longer, just to make sure this is the case.