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Taylor Swift fans are all 30 now, having more kids than any group in America, and they're all white. If you don't think that's a whitepill you might be gay.

Those of us who saw the long game are utterly vindicated though. I bet some guy on X when she started dating Travis Kelce said not only would they be married within a couple years, their marriage would spawn a new baby boom — communicating to millennial childless women that it's not too late to settle down and start a family.

Despite my unwavering support for Donald Trump, I've always maintained that burning the bridges between MAGA and Swifties was unnecessary, though it can still be mended. Once Swifties are again given permission to be the right-wing traditionalists they are deep down, we'll see a massive voting bloc return to our side. The real horseshoe theory.