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UPDATE: Ilhan Omar is Apparently Gone

Where is she? Seemingly not here anymore. Your guess is as good as mine.

At this point I’ve seen almost every location on earth be suggested as a candidate for Ilhan Omar’s whereabouts, the funniest being Morocco, where, if the tale is to believed, she allegedly fled to avoid prosecution, not realizing that Morocco doesn’t have a bilateral extradition treaty with us. In other words, she’s completely fucked.