News Barron

Following his campaign promises, President Trump has somehow impossibly reversed the horrible path our nation was on and has brought Net Immigration to zero, and pretty much the only refugees he's taken in at all have been literal White guys from Africa. This win is so good, it's almost comedic, and we might all be laughing and celebrating as we should, if not for a small but incredibly annoying faction of pill poppers and ticking time bombs called the "Panicans," who still lurk, compklaining in their groupchats that Trump hasn't done enough.