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It's crazy just how many things needed renaming, and how lucky we are to have a president with the discernment and taste to take on the task. Gone are the days of flimsy lousy artificial intelligence, though shitholes like China are free to keep using the name, because America is going full steam ahead with Super Intelligence, a far sexier name. Trump officially signed the executive order just moments ago, wiping all mentions of the old name and replacing it with the new one, urging all companies and governments of the world to comply.