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Gay Groyper Outed as Māori

Who would’ve guessed?

Famous groyper account Asuka Groyper (@asukagrypr) just got peeled like a grape. Fully brown gay guy from New Zealand with a Philippines passport stapled on the side. Long hair. Gay voice. The whole package. And he writes liberal dogshit for Vanity Fair, meaning he literally takes a check from the same people he spent years calling “the Jews” online. This is literally one of the top “you’re Jewish” guys. At some point you have to admit the pattern. A lot of these mixed freaks find themselves in the groyper scene because it solves their identity problem. They get to feel based, they get the lingo, they get the sense of community, and they get a pass to talk about Jews without anyone treating them like another pro-Pali campus liberal. Well, that cover can only last so long, as their arrogance and stupidity tends to be the exact thing that forces the mask to slip, showing the world what we already knew: they were brown, they were gay.