Green Dumbass From AF Post Named the Wrong Jane Doe
Fence riding freak Aidan Thompson of AF Post blew his load way too early yesterday, naming Lucy Craig as the Jane Doe who got gangbanged in the Cornell case.
If I were a lawyer right now I’d be clamoring to take on this slander case pro bono, I mean what the fuck guys.
It turns out the real Jane Doe was probably some Asian girl all along. I literally saw this retard tweet about how he was only 70% sure he knew the identity of the girl being reported as the Jane Doe in the Cornell sexual scandal, after receiving maybe a dozen tips about it, but he must have gotten really excited because within minutes after that, he had tweeted out the now megaviral post (15M views as of this article) accusing redhead hottie Lucy of being the gangbang victim. He’s now hedging and FREAKING out, saying ok maybe there’s a chance the Jane Doe was actually some Korean girl. Yeah, you think?? It’s almost like everyone else is realizing you were full of shit and just defamed a sexy redhead for no reason.
Remember folks, this is just satire. I didn’t even read up on the Cornell story and really just wanted to make a quip at this chode.