No Hope for the Pope: He’s Dying
Since he was only in office for a short time can we get a mulligan? Let’s get another American in there.
Well, looks like the first American pope will end up having only been a blip on the grand timeline, but that doesn’t mean he didn’t have enough time to completely woke it up while he was alive. It was announced today that Leo has lung cancer after they did surgery on his shit and removed part of it. Hopefully the next one they choose is far more based because his term has been a train wreck thus far, taking every opportunity he can to counter signal anti-immigration rhetoric and call out Trump. Some people have even suggested that Trump himself become the next pontiff.