Russian Plague: Does that Mean We’re Getting Another Stimmy
The world yearns for lockdowns.
Hopefully this is the biggest nothingburger of the year, but this pneumonic plague out of Russia seems to have escaped from a lab that was studying antibiotic resistance, patient zero is already dead, and Russia is quarantining a few hundred people who may have crossed her path.
To add to that, X user Raw Egg Nationalist just said he talked to his buddy in Russia who told hin that St. Petersburg is going into lockdown tomorrow. I’m sure the post will have 10M views by day’s end. This is making me miss monkeypox, which I thought was gonna be a kino disease to wipe out the LGBTs.