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The would-be assassins said they were just looking for “valuables.” Anyone believe this horseshit? Yeah I thought not. Three groyp- cough I mean schizophrenic freaks were arrested yesterday when they were found inside the sewer system near where Bibi Netanyahu was sleeping. They also coincidentally happened to be manic panicans and allegedly were listening to Thomas Massie on Rumble when the law found them. Can we just be normal instead of trying Oceans 11 heists on world leaders?

The trio will now rot in jail.